My Collection Of Amusing Quotes

How many men does it take to open a beer? - None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had

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Redneck Tip: Always allow your date first pick of any roadkill you run across.